Post by fightclub on Dec 16, 2008 15:59:15 GMT 2
English Women Don't Wash Their Genitalia - Napoli President
16/12/2008 10:54
English Women Don't Wash Their Genitalia - Napoli President
Why should Napoli stars Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and Fabiano Santacroce reject moves to England? According to De Laurentiis, it is because the women in England don't wash themselves in places they really should do!
"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were," roared the movie mogul.
"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."
De Laurentiis' comments will not go down too well in England, and it is unlikely Keira Knightley or Dame Helen Mirren will be auditioning to star in his next movie.
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RICHARD MALTA ( PROBABLY RICHARD TA CHELSEA)
Lol, typical Italian peasant, even we Maltese feel superior, but then for what It's worth we have enjoyed the benefit of the civilizing influence of British rule. BTW Lorenzo, Italy could never produce genius TV like the two fat ladies. Why is It that anytime an Italian character is called for in the movies or on TV, they are ALWAYS portrayed as hand waving idiots, there only to provide comic relief? Because that is overwhelmingly how the rest of the world see's Italians, and probably rightfully so, because this sad peasant is unfortunately typically representative
MY COMMENTS:
Andrei(Manutd) Malta
I believe he forgot to mention how dirty Naples(napoli) is and what about the high level of crime especially theft in napoli, besides that England has by far more greengrass then italy and the food isn't bad have you forgot the carvery and roasted stuff caseroles etc italy are better in pasta and fish no doubt about that but sweets england is by far better then italy , second english people are by far friendlier then italians just watch both tv news italian and english and just see the level of crime who's got the highest enough said.
Andrei(Manutd) Malta
Another thing besides the magnificent stadiums in england the respect and discipline of english people are better then italians they do not have respect their stadiums are all ugly even 1st division of germany and england got better stadiums what planet is he living in, not every italian place is like pulia or tuscany or talalaone and sardegna there's ugly places like Milan and turin aint that better then Newcastle or Manchester no way.
Andrei (Man Utd) Malta
i forgot to mention as well in almost every italian show on tely they're not using there what so called beautiful women but they're using foreigners what a big irony about italian women, they're using juliana ( brazilian), germans ,swiss like hunzicker, and much more can't remember all. every country has it's pleasure and failure italy ain't the best and nto the worse then other countries
other comments
Michael Helsinki, Finland
I thought this guy is old and he should have something in his upstairs....but i guess he is such a old fool. When it comes to beauty and handsome....italy is no where to be find....their ladies sucks...even their footballers marry outside italy...De
laurentiis...u sucks...u ugly ass
joseph malta
So what? Neither do i! I wash once a week and if i remember to clean myself properly then i do it, if not i remain dirty!
Kit Sydney, Australia
Can we add this to the count of stupid behaviour from the Italians? Think Berlusconi (90% of his comments), the "blacks and muslims" comment, the hissy fit after the 2002 loss the Hiddink's S.Korea,etc,etc. If I sound like I'm generalizing then it is because this stupid behaviour is exhibited from far too many high profile people in Italian soccer and politics.. Either you are letting idiots get into important positions or...
John Malta
At least they don't have hairy armpits.
Hans Berlin
ENGLAND IS WAY BETTER THAN ITALY! AND I'M GERMAN!!
JOHN ENGLAND
De Laurentiis THE NEXT Mussolini..! YOU ITALIANS WANT TO WATCH IT WITH COMMENTS LIKE THIS YOU WILL END UP HAVING TO TAKE YOUR CARS BACK TO REFIT THE GEARBOXES ie 1 FORWARD GEAR AND 5 REVERSE IN CASE AN ENGLISH WOMAN SNEAKS UP IN FRONT OF YOU..! WHY DONT YOU ASK ITALIAN PLAYERS ALREADY HERE LIKE GIANFRANCO ZOLA OR ROBERTO DEMATTEO OR YOUR VERY OWN PAULO DI'CANIO THEY SEEM TO HAVE SPENT AN ARWFULL LONG TIME OVER HERE AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO USE A BIDET.? SURLY I CAN WASH MY FEET IN THE BATH/SHOWER ITS MORE FUN THAT WAY..!
marco florence
this guy is a moron. i have met lots of lovely english girls here. they seem to be much more friendly than italians girls.
16/12/2008 10:54
English Women Don't Wash Their Genitalia - Napoli President
Why should Napoli stars Ezequiel Lavezzi, Marek Hamsik, Walter Gargano and Fabiano Santacroce reject moves to England? According to De Laurentiis, it is because the women in England don't wash themselves in places they really should do!
"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were," roared the movie mogul.
"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery."
De Laurentiis' comments will not go down too well in England, and it is unlikely Keira Knightley or Dame Helen Mirren will be auditioning to star in his next movie.
-____________________________________________________
RICHARD MALTA ( PROBABLY RICHARD TA CHELSEA)
Lol, typical Italian peasant, even we Maltese feel superior, but then for what It's worth we have enjoyed the benefit of the civilizing influence of British rule. BTW Lorenzo, Italy could never produce genius TV like the two fat ladies. Why is It that anytime an Italian character is called for in the movies or on TV, they are ALWAYS portrayed as hand waving idiots, there only to provide comic relief? Because that is overwhelmingly how the rest of the world see's Italians, and probably rightfully so, because this sad peasant is unfortunately typically representative
MY COMMENTS:
Andrei(Manutd) Malta
I believe he forgot to mention how dirty Naples(napoli) is and what about the high level of crime especially theft in napoli, besides that England has by far more greengrass then italy and the food isn't bad have you forgot the carvery and roasted stuff caseroles etc italy are better in pasta and fish no doubt about that but sweets england is by far better then italy , second english people are by far friendlier then italians just watch both tv news italian and english and just see the level of crime who's got the highest enough said.
Andrei(Manutd) Malta
Another thing besides the magnificent stadiums in england the respect and discipline of english people are better then italians they do not have respect their stadiums are all ugly even 1st division of germany and england got better stadiums what planet is he living in, not every italian place is like pulia or tuscany or talalaone and sardegna there's ugly places like Milan and turin aint that better then Newcastle or Manchester no way.
Andrei (Man Utd) Malta
i forgot to mention as well in almost every italian show on tely they're not using there what so called beautiful women but they're using foreigners what a big irony about italian women, they're using juliana ( brazilian), germans ,swiss like hunzicker, and much more can't remember all. every country has it's pleasure and failure italy ain't the best and nto the worse then other countries
other comments
Michael Helsinki, Finland
I thought this guy is old and he should have something in his upstairs....but i guess he is such a old fool. When it comes to beauty and handsome....italy is no where to be find....their ladies sucks...even their footballers marry outside italy...De
laurentiis...u sucks...u ugly ass
joseph malta
So what? Neither do i! I wash once a week and if i remember to clean myself properly then i do it, if not i remain dirty!
Kit Sydney, Australia
Can we add this to the count of stupid behaviour from the Italians? Think Berlusconi (90% of his comments), the "blacks and muslims" comment, the hissy fit after the 2002 loss the Hiddink's S.Korea,etc,etc. If I sound like I'm generalizing then it is because this stupid behaviour is exhibited from far too many high profile people in Italian soccer and politics.. Either you are letting idiots get into important positions or...
John Malta
At least they don't have hairy armpits.
Hans Berlin
ENGLAND IS WAY BETTER THAN ITALY! AND I'M GERMAN!!
JOHN ENGLAND
De Laurentiis THE NEXT Mussolini..! YOU ITALIANS WANT TO WATCH IT WITH COMMENTS LIKE THIS YOU WILL END UP HAVING TO TAKE YOUR CARS BACK TO REFIT THE GEARBOXES ie 1 FORWARD GEAR AND 5 REVERSE IN CASE AN ENGLISH WOMAN SNEAKS UP IN FRONT OF YOU..! WHY DONT YOU ASK ITALIAN PLAYERS ALREADY HERE LIKE GIANFRANCO ZOLA OR ROBERTO DEMATTEO OR YOUR VERY OWN PAULO DI'CANIO THEY SEEM TO HAVE SPENT AN ARWFULL LONG TIME OVER HERE AND WHY WOULD I WANT TO USE A BIDET.? SURLY I CAN WASH MY FEET IN THE BATH/SHOWER ITS MORE FUN THAT WAY..!
marco florence
this guy is a moron. i have met lots of lovely english girls here. they seem to be much more friendly than italians girls.